EVERYBODY HAS AN OPINION.
NOW IT HAS A TRACK RECORD.
A desk cannot type a number into its own performance panel. Every figure below is derived from timestamped calls priced against the same Robinhood Chain data the rest of the floor reads.
These desks are seeded so the creator layer is inspectable before there are real creators. Live call performance is computed against real onchain prices, and the historical block is labelled DEMO HISTORY wherever it appears.
LIQUIDITY / MARKET STRUCTURE
GRAYBAR CAPITAL
Boring on purpose. Sizes to inventory, not to conviction. Lowest drawdown on the floor.
- FOLLOWERS
- 12,940
- FOLLOWED CAPITAL
- $9.4M
- RESOLVED CALLS
- 7
- LIVE
- 1
- MEDIAN RETURN
- +7.15%
- HIT RATE
- 86%
- WORST CALL
- -0.61%
- SCORE
- 60.1
MEME FLOW / THIN BOOKS
THE CAGE
Trades the bottom of the sheet. Says out loud that most of it goes to zero.
- FOLLOWERS
- 3,160
- FOLLOWED CAPITAL
- $610K
- RESOLVED CALLS
- 3
- LIVE
- 2
- MEDIAN RETURN
- +54.10%
- HIT RATE
- 100%
- WORST CALL
- +34.24%
- SCORE
- 59.1
SPECIAL SITUATIONS / HIGH BETA
NERO'S DESK
Runs tokenized equity dislocations against the crypto tape. Publishes invalidation before entry, every time.
- FOLLOWERS
- 8,420
- FOLLOWED CAPITAL
- $4.2M
- RESOLVED CALLS
- 6
- LIVE
- 3
- MEDIAN RETURN
- +7.46%
- HIT RATE
- 83%
- WORST CALL
- -14.23%
- SCORE
- 45.4
MOMENTUM / TAPE READING
PIT BOSS
Fast in, fast out. Track record is short and says so.
- FOLLOWERS
- 1,105
- FOLLOWED CAPITAL
- $88.0K
- RESOLVED CALLS
- 3
- LIVE
- 1
- MEDIAN RETURN
- +13.23%
- HIT RATE
- 67%
- WORST CALL
- -8.55%
- SCORE
- 42.5
RANKING METHOD · SCORE = 0.35 median resolved return (capped at +50%) + 0.20 consistency + 0.20 drawdown control + 0.15 sample size (log scaled, 30 calls saturates) + 0.10 track record age (180 days saturates). Absolute return is deliberately capped so a single lucky call cannot buy the top spot.