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PULLING THE TAPE…

EVERYBODY HAS AN OPINION.

NOW IT HAS A TRACK RECORD.

A desk cannot type a number into its own performance panel. Every figure below is derived from timestamped calls priced against the same Robinhood Chain data the rest of the floor reads.

SEEDED

These desks are seeded so the creator layer is inspectable before there are real creators. Live call performance is computed against real onchain prices, and the historical block is labelled DEMO HISTORY wherever it appears.

LIQUIDITY / MARKET STRUCTURE

SENIOR BROKER

GRAYBAR CAPITAL

Boring on purpose. Sizes to inventory, not to conviction. Lowest drawdown on the floor.

FOLLOWERS
12,940
FOLLOWED CAPITAL
$9.4M
RESOLVED CALLS
7
LIVE
1
MEDIAN RETURN
+7.15%
HIT RATE
86%
WORST CALL
-0.61%
SCORE
60.1

MEME FLOW / THIN BOOKS

INTERN

THE CAGE

Trades the bottom of the sheet. Says out loud that most of it goes to zero.

FOLLOWERS
3,160
FOLLOWED CAPITAL
$610K
RESOLVED CALLS
3
LIVE
2
MEDIAN RETURN
+54.10%
HIT RATE
100%
WORST CALL
+34.24%
SCORE
59.1

SPECIAL SITUATIONS / HIGH BETA

BROKER

NERO'S DESK

Runs tokenized equity dislocations against the crypto tape. Publishes invalidation before entry, every time.

FOLLOWERS
8,420
FOLLOWED CAPITAL
$4.2M
RESOLVED CALLS
6
LIVE
3
MEDIAN RETURN
+7.46%
HIT RATE
83%
WORST CALL
-14.23%
SCORE
45.4

MOMENTUM / TAPE READING

INTERN

PIT BOSS

Fast in, fast out. Track record is short and says so.

FOLLOWERS
1,105
FOLLOWED CAPITAL
$88.0K
RESOLVED CALLS
3
LIVE
1
MEDIAN RETURN
+13.23%
HIT RATE
67%
WORST CALL
-8.55%
SCORE
42.5

RANKING METHOD · SCORE = 0.35 median resolved return (capped at +50%) + 0.20 consistency + 0.20 drawdown control + 0.15 sample size (log scaled, 30 calls saturates) + 0.10 track record age (180 days saturates). Absolute return is deliberately capped so a single lucky call cannot buy the top spot.