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THE STREET REMEMBERS.

None of these boards rank by absolute return. Rank by absolute return and the winner is always whoever took the most reckless position and got lucky once. Each board prints its own rule.

SEEDED

Desks are seeded and their resolved calls are demo history. The ranking maths is the production implementation.

TOP DESKS

SCORE = 0.35 median resolved return (capped at +50%) + 0.20 consistency + 0.20 drawdown control + 0.15 sample size (log scaled, 30 calls saturates) + 0.10 track record age (180 days saturates). Absolute return is deliberately capped so a single lucky call cannot buy the top spot.

  1. 01
    GRAYBAR CAPITAL

    7 resolved · median +7.15% · worst -0.61%

    SENIOR BROKER60.1
  2. 02
    THE CAGE

    3 resolved · median +54.10% · worst +34.24%

    INTERN59.1
  3. 03
    NERO'S DESK

    6 resolved · median +7.46% · worst -14.23%

    BROKER45.4
  4. 04
    PIT BOSS

    3 resolved · median +13.23% · worst -8.55%

    INTERN42.5

MOST CONSISTENT

Ranked by 1 minus the coefficient of variation of resolved returns. Minimum 5 resolved calls.

  1. 01
    GRAYBAR CAPITAL

    7 resolved · median +7.15% · worst -0.61%

    SENIOR BROKER0.381
  2. 02
    NERO'S DESK

    6 resolved · median +7.46% · worst -14.23%

    BROKER0.000

LOWEST DRAWDOWN

Ranked by the smallest worst-single-call loss. Minimum 5 resolved calls, so a one call desk cannot sit at the top.

  1. 01
    GRAYBAR CAPITAL

    7 resolved · median +7.15% · worst -0.61%

    SENIOR BROKER-0.61%
  2. 02
    NERO'S DESK

    6 resolved · median +7.46% · worst -14.23%

    BROKER-14.23%

MOST FOLLOWED

Raw follower count. A popularity number, and labelled as one.

  1. 01
    GRAYBAR CAPITAL

    7 resolved · median +7.15% · worst -0.61%

    SENIOR BROKER12,940
  2. 02
    NERO'S DESK

    6 resolved · median +7.46% · worst -14.23%

    BROKER8,420
  3. 03
    THE CAGE

    3 resolved · median +54.10% · worst +34.24%

    INTERN3,160
  4. 04
    PIT BOSS

    3 resolved · median +13.23% · worst -8.55%

    INTERN1,105

HIGHEST FOLLOWED CAPITAL

Self-custodied capital that has opted into a desk. Capital never leaves the user's wallet.

  1. 01
    GRAYBAR CAPITAL

    7 resolved · median +7.15% · worst -0.61%

    SENIOR BROKER$9.4M
  2. 02
    NERO'S DESK

    6 resolved · median +7.46% · worst -14.23%

    BROKER$4.2M
  3. 03
    THE CAGE

    3 resolved · median +54.10% · worst +34.24%

    INTERN$610K
  4. 04
    PIT BOSS

    3 resolved · median +13.23% · worst -8.55%

    INTERN$88.0K

MOST FORKED STRATEGY

Count of published forks of a desk's strategies.

  1. 01
    GRAYBAR CAPITAL

    7 resolved · median +7.15% · worst -0.61%

    SENIOR BROKER148
  2. 02
    NERO'S DESK

    6 resolved · median +7.46% · worst -14.23%

    BROKER61
  3. 03
    THE CAGE

    3 resolved · median +54.10% · worst +34.24%

    INTERN27
  4. 04
    PIT BOSS

    3 resolved · median +13.23% · worst -8.55%

    INTERN3

RANKS

INTERN, BROKER, SENIOR BROKER, VP, DIRECTOR, MANAGING DIRECTOR, WOLF. Progression is gated on resolved call count, track record age, consistency and drawdown control. It is deliberately not gated on how often a desk publishes, because paying people to publish more is how a call feed turns into noise.