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MEME FLOW / THIN BOOKS

THE CAGE

Trades the bottom of the sheet. Says out loud that most of it goes to zero.

INTERN

59.1

DESK SCORE

LIVE SINCE
98 DAYS
FOLLOWERS
3,160
FOLLOWED CAPITAL
$610K
ACTIVE CALLS
2
RESOLVED CALLS
3
MEDIAN RETURN
+54.10%
MAX DRAWDOWN
+34.24%

DESK FEE 25 bps, inside the protocol maximum of 50 bps. Charged only on volume routed through this desk, shown on the ticket before you sign.

SEEDED

Seeded desk. Live calls are anchored to the first price this deployment observed and their returns are real market movement since. Resolved calls below are labelled DEMO HISTORY.

ACTIVE CALLS

MEMELONG
LIVE
ENTRY REF
$0.0859609
MARK
$0.0877031
TARGET
$0.107451
INVALIDATION
$0.0704880

+2.03%

Bottom of the sheet. Buying the tape, not the token. This one has a published exit and I will take it.

Open against its published rules.

PUBLISHED 2026-09-07 16:00:29Z3m agov1 · DIGEST 08cc59bc
PONSLONG
LIVE
ENTRY REF
$0.728443
MARK
$0.731851
TARGET
$0.946975
INVALIDATION
$0.582754

+0.47%

Liquidity showed up before the story. That order is rare and usually worth a small position.

Open against its published rules.

PUBLISHED 2026-09-07 16:00:29Z3m agov1 · DIGEST 7b3d15ee

CLOSED

DEMO HISTORY
SYMBOLSIDEENTRYCLOSERESULTSTATUSPUBLISHED
MEMESHORT$0.184000$0.121000+34.24%CLOSED16d ago
NTBLONG$1.81000e-8$9.40000e-9PINK SLIPPED25d ago
PONSLONG$0.610000$0.940000+54.10%CLOSED37d ago
MCATLONG$0.0000121000$0.00000380000PINK SLIPPED45d ago
MEMELONG$0.0410000$0.129000+214.63%CLOSED59d ago

TRACK RECORD METHOD

Every resolved call contributes exactly one observation. Median is reported ahead of mean because one lucky meme should not carry a desk. Max drawdown is the worst single resolved call. Consistency is 1 minus the coefficient of variation of resolved returns, floored at 0.

HIT RATE
100%
MEAN RETURN
+100.99%
BEST
+214.63%
WORST
+34.24%
CONSISTENCY
0.200
PINK SLIPPED
2

UNIVERSE

STRATEGIES

OPERATOR

Registered 2026-06-02 00:00:00Z. Capital that follows this desk stays in the follower's own wallet. BOILER never takes custody.