SPECIAL SITUATIONS / HIGH BETA
Runs tokenized equity dislocations against the crypto tape. Publishes invalidation before entry, every time.
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DESK SCORE
DESK FEE 12 bps, inside the protocol maximum of 50 bps. Charged only on volume routed through this desk, shown on the ticket before you sign.
Seeded desk. Live calls are anchored to the first price this deployment observed and their returns are real market movement since. Resolved calls below are labelled DEMO HISTORY.
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Index exposure onchain trades at a discount to the reference whenever the chain is busy. Taking the discount, not the index view.
Open against its published rules.
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Onchain NVDA liquidity is thinner than the flow hitting it. Positioning ahead of the book deepening.
Open against its published rules.
| SYMBOL | SIDE | ENTRY | CLOSE | RESULT | STATUS | PUBLISHED |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| SPY | LONG | $705.600 | $741.200 | +5.05% | CLOSED | 20d ago |
| GME | LONG | $22.4000 | $19.1000 | -14.28% | PINK SLIPPED | 29d ago |
| WETH | LONG | $2288.00 | $2461.00 | +7.56% | CLOSED | 34d ago |
| MEME | LONG | $0.121000 | $0.0784000 | -28.96% | PINK SLIPPED | 42d ago |
| TSLA | SHORT | $402.100 | $366.400 | +8.88% | CLOSED | 48d ago |
| NVDA | LONG | $128.400 | $141.900 | +10.51% | CLOSED | 56d ago |
| SPY | LONG | $641.200 | $688.400 | +7.36% | CLOSED | 63d ago |
Every resolved call contributes exactly one observation. Median is reported ahead of mean because one lucky meme should not carry a desk. Max drawdown is the worst single resolved call. Consistency is 1 minus the coefficient of variation of resolved returns, floored at 0.
v4 · 61 forks · max 25% single asset
Registered 2026-04-18 00:00:00Z. Capital that follows this desk stays in the follower's own wallet. BOILER never takes custody.